Sorry, but you’ve been blocked.
Not all doors are meant to be opened, and this one is locked tight.
If you're here by accident, no worries. But if this was intentional... well, let’s just say we noticed.
Monitoring incoming request...
Validating security parameters...
Unexpected activity detected. Logging details...
IP address recorded.
Connection flagged for review.
Access permanently restricted.
Move along. Nothing to see here.